Mermaid’s Brew Fleece Zip Hoodie (Columbia Blue)

Mermaid’s Brew Fleece Zip Hoodie (Columbia Blue)

“A mermaid needs her morning coffee before a day of wrecking ships and drowning men.”
Skip the burnt beans and sugar-swamp lattes — real mermaids know their brew comes bold, dark, and straight from the depths. The Mermaid’s Brew hoodie is for caffeine queens who don’t do basic. Before the shipwrecks and the siren songs, there’s always coffee first.

Why you’ll love it:

• Soft, breathable cotton/poly blend midweight fleece — cozy without the bulk

• Pre-shrunk to keep its fit wash after wash

• Unisex cut: true to size for men; women may want to size down for a closer fit

• Full-zip front with adjustable hood for easy layering

• Front pouch pockets for essentials and cold hands

• Mermaid’s Brew artwork + cheeky coffee slogan printed on the back

• Made in small batches, printed in-house

Small-Batch Release:
Printed in limited runs — once this batch sells out, you’ll be left with the burnt stuff.

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