Deck the halls, pour the rum, and let the King of the Seas handle Christmas dinner!
Who says holiday cooking has to be all sugar cookies and sweet little snowflakes? Our Santa Poseidon Christmas Apron brings a little saltwater attitude to the kitchen, because even the King of the Seas knows his way around a holiday feast. Featuring our Santa Poseidon design on a rich, vintage-inspired red background, this apron is ready for everything from Christmas cookie chaos to a full-blown holiday dinner worthy of the gods.
Why You'll Love It
A Little Naughty, A Little Nautical: Because ordinary Christmas aprons just won't do.
Festive With Attitude: A bold, vintage-inspired red design that brings personality to your holiday kitchen.
Ready for Holiday Shenanigans: Perfect for baking, cooking, entertaining, or simply looking like you're in charge of Christmas dinner.
A Gift Worthy of the Gods: A fun holiday surprise for mermaid lovers, coastal cooks, and anyone who prefers their Christmas with a little salt in the air.
Holiday Kitchen Essential: Keeps your festive look front and center while helping protect your clothes from kitchen spills and splatters.
Christmas comes but once a year, and so does Santa Poseidon!
This seasonal favorite is only in port for the holidays. Once he sails away, he won't be restocked. Grab yours before the tide turns!
Product features - Soft 100% polyester canvas with fine-weave texture and foamed lining - Stain-resistant coverage helps protect clothing from spills, dirt, food, and art materials - Adjustable tie-back closure for a comfortable fit - Vibrant, crisp all-over print created with modern printing techniques - One-size design measuring 31.5" × 25.6", with five strap color options
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
SHIPPING AND RETURNS
Production Time: Each Apron is custom made-to-order, with production typically taking 2– 3 business days. Rush orders are not available, so please plan accordingly if needed by a specific date
Order Changes & Cancellations: Once your order enters production, no changes or cancellations can be made. Please double-check your order details before submitting.
Return Policy
We’re a small crew of two, and every order truly means the world to us. Because this item is made-to-order through one of our print partners, we cannot accept returns or exchanges unless it arrives damaged, defective, or with a quality issue.
If there’s a problem with your order, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a description and clear photos of the issue, and we’ll work with our print partner to make it right
Deck the halls, pour the rum, and let the King of the Seas handle Christmas dinner!
Who says holiday cooking has to be all sugar cookies and sweet little snowflakes? Our Santa Poseidon Christmas Apron brings a little saltwater attitude to the kitchen, because even the King of the Seas knows his way around a holiday feast. Featuring our Santa Poseidon design on a rich, vintage-inspired red background, this apron is ready for everything from Christmas cookie chaos to a full-blown holiday dinner worthy of the gods.
Why You'll Love It
A Little Naughty, A Little Nautical: Because ordinary Christmas aprons just won't do.
Festive With Attitude: A bold, vintage-inspired red design that brings personality to your holiday kitchen.
Ready for Holiday Shenanigans: Perfect for baking, cooking, entertaining, or simply looking like you're in charge of Christmas dinner.
A Gift Worthy of the Gods: A fun holiday surprise for mermaid lovers, coastal cooks, and anyone who prefers their Christmas with a little salt in the air.
Holiday Kitchen Essential: Keeps your festive look front and center while helping protect your clothes from kitchen spills and splatters.
Christmas comes but once a year, and so does Santa Poseidon!
This seasonal favorite is only in port for the holidays. Once he sails away, he won't be restocked. Grab yours before the tide turns!
Product features - Soft 100% polyester canvas with fine-weave texture and foamed lining - Stain-resistant coverage helps protect clothing from spills, dirt, food, and art materials - Adjustable tie-back closure for a comfortable fit - Vibrant, crisp all-over print created with modern printing techniques - One-size design measuring 31.5" × 25.6", with five strap color options
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
SHIPPING AND RETURNS
Production Time: Each Apron is custom made-to-order, with production typically taking 2– 3 business days. Rush orders are not available, so please plan accordingly if needed by a specific date
Order Changes & Cancellations: Once your order enters production, no changes or cancellations can be made. Please double-check your order details before submitting.
Return Policy
We’re a small crew of two, and every order truly means the world to us. Because this item is made-to-order through one of our print partners, we cannot accept returns or exchanges unless it arrives damaged, defective, or with a quality issue.
If there’s a problem with your order, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a description and clear photos of the issue, and we’ll work with our print partner to make it right
