Mermaid's Brew Performance Sun Shirt (White)

A Mermaid Needs Her Morning Coffee…

…before a day of wrecking ships and drowning men. The Mermaid’s Brew performance sun shirt takes caffeine and carnage with a wink, wrapping cheeky ocean lore into butter-soft, all-day comfort. Lightweight, moisture-wicking, and UPF 50+ strong, it’s built to keep you cool under a rising sun — because mornings are always easier with a little brew and a little bite.

Made for dockside dawns, long adventures, or whenever you need gear that works as hard as your first cup.

Why you’ll love it:

• Butter-soft feel with 100% microfiber performance polyester

• Moisture-wicking fabric to keep you cool + dry

• UPF 50+ sun protection for long days outdoors

• Lightweight, classic fit with long sleeves for full coverage

• Mermaid’s Brew artwork printed bold on the back

• Made in small batches, printed in-house

Small-Batch Release:
Like the perfect first cup, the Mermaid’s Brew never lasts long. Every drop sells out quick — and once it’s gone, it may not return.