Bring a little old-school Christmas spirit wherever you go with our Santa Poseidon Insulated Water Bottle! Featuring a bold, distressed red design, vintage-inspired lettering, and a bearded Santa Poseidon sporting his sea-inspired Santa hat, this bottle blends nostalgic holiday charm with a little nautical attitude.
Perfect for holiday road trips, Christmas shopping, winter adventures, or keeping your favorite drink close while you tackle the festive chaos.
Why You’ll Love It
Vintage Nautical Christmas Artwork: Distressed red lettering and our Santa Poseidon illustration create a bold, retro holiday look.
Double-Wall Insulation: Keeps drinks hot for up to 12 hours or cold for up to 24 hours.
Grainy Matte Finish: A textured finish that feels sturdy and comfortable in your hand.
Holiday-Ready Style: Perfect for festive errands, road trips, and everyday adventures.
Whether you're celebrating Christmas by the coast or dreaming of warmer waters, Santa Poseidon is ready to spread a little holiday cheer.
Only in port for the holiday season!
Product features - Double-wall stainless steel insulation keeps drinks warm for up to 12 hours or cold for up to 24 hours. - Grainy matte finish adds a textured, understated surface. - BPA-free stainless steel bottle with a twist-on polypropylene lid. - Vibrant printing delivers bright, crisp colors and detailed artwork. - Available in 32 oz size
SHIPPING & Returns
Production Time: Each water bottle is custom made-to-order, with production typically taking 2-3 business days.
No Rush Orders Please: Please note that rush orders are not available. If you need your tote bag by a specific date, be sure to plan accordingly.
Order Changes & Cancellations
Orders are automatically submitted to our print partner's production queue immediately after purchase. Because processing can begin quickly, changes and cancellations cannot be guaranteed, even within our standard 24-hour cancellation window.
Once your order enters production, we cannot make changes or cancellations. Please double-check your order details before completing checkout.
Return Policy
We’re a crew of two running this small business, and every order truly means the world to us. Because each product is custom made-to-order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or defective.
If that happens, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a description and clear photos, and we’ll work quickly with our partner to make it right.
Bring a little old-school Christmas spirit wherever you go with our Santa Poseidon Insulated Water Bottle! Featuring a bold, distressed red design, vintage-inspired lettering, and a bearded Santa Poseidon sporting his sea-inspired Santa hat, this bottle blends nostalgic holiday charm with a little nautical attitude.
Perfect for holiday road trips, Christmas shopping, winter adventures, or keeping your favorite drink close while you tackle the festive chaos.
Why You’ll Love It
Vintage Nautical Christmas Artwork: Distressed red lettering and our Santa Poseidon illustration create a bold, retro holiday look.
Double-Wall Insulation: Keeps drinks hot for up to 12 hours or cold for up to 24 hours.
Grainy Matte Finish: A textured finish that feels sturdy and comfortable in your hand.
Holiday-Ready Style: Perfect for festive errands, road trips, and everyday adventures.
Whether you're celebrating Christmas by the coast or dreaming of warmer waters, Santa Poseidon is ready to spread a little holiday cheer.
Only in port for the holiday season!
Product features - Double-wall stainless steel insulation keeps drinks warm for up to 12 hours or cold for up to 24 hours. - Grainy matte finish adds a textured, understated surface. - BPA-free stainless steel bottle with a twist-on polypropylene lid. - Vibrant printing delivers bright, crisp colors and detailed artwork. - Available in 32 oz size
SHIPPING & Returns
Production Time: Each water bottle is custom made-to-order, with production typically taking 2-3 business days.
No Rush Orders Please: Please note that rush orders are not available. If you need your tote bag by a specific date, be sure to plan accordingly.
Order Changes & Cancellations
Orders are automatically submitted to our print partner's production queue immediately after purchase. Because processing can begin quickly, changes and cancellations cannot be guaranteed, even within our standard 24-hour cancellation window.
Once your order enters production, we cannot make changes or cancellations. Please double-check your order details before completing checkout.
Return Policy
We’re a crew of two running this small business, and every order truly means the world to us. Because each product is custom made-to-order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or defective.
If that happens, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a description and clear photos, and we’ll work quickly with our partner to make it right.
